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Monday, July 6, 2009

You know your kids are watching too much t.v. when...

A couple weeks ago I was filing my heels with my foot file when Saige says to me, "Mom you should get heel stick, you will notice a difference after the first time you use it." And then this morning as I am doing Misha's hair she says to me "Mom, you should get the In Styler!" Hello! They are now being monitored much more closely on the amount of t.v. they are getting to watch! Dang Infomercials!!!!!

4 comments:

Leslie said...: Maybe they should have her be the sales person! She'd be good at it cause she's so dang cute!; July 6, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Schad fam said...: lol that is funny, Jaxton and Ryker do that stuff to me too.; July 7, 2009 at 9:16 AM
Ballard Family said...: That is hilarious! Your story reminded me of last sunday...I teach the 10 yr. olds in Sunday school and last Sunday we went outside to have the lesson, as we were sitting on the grass, I saw one of the girls looking at my heels. I said my heels are bad huh, do you think I should file them? and she said "my mom has a pedi-egg, I bet she would let you borrow it, and she has a thing you fill with water and it bubbles, you should borrow it too" So funny, the things kids say!; July 8, 2009 at 4:42 PM
Amy W said...: HAHAHAHAHAH! oh my gosh that is HILARIOUS!!!; July 8, 2009 at 8:31 PM

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Kids say the funniest things...

Me: "I am your mommy and you are my what?"
Misha: "Sweetie pie!"
Me: "Daddy's your daddy and you are his what?"
Misha: "Little princess!"
She is so cute!
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We have had just cell phones for a couple years now, we decided to get rid of our home phone since there wasn't any real need of having it and we were at Ken and Mary Ellen's house when Saige came out and said, "There is a mystery in the house, when one phone rang inside of Grandmas house all of the phones rang with it..."
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Grandpa Kenny:
"What is a baby sheep called?"
Saige:
"A lamb"
Grandpa Kenny:
"And what's a mommy sheep called?"
Saige:
"A goat..."
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Saige:"Mom, is Intrinity a big number?"
Me:"You mean Infinity?"
Saige:"Ya, Infinity."
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Misha:"Mom, I am allergic to Greyson..."
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Misha has been sick with a fever and yesterday she told me, "Mom, my fever moved to my bum, a magic fairy came and moved it there!" She also told me that night, "My eyes feel like they are going to fall asleep."
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Misha in the bathroom looking into the mirror, "MOM, my Belly button is turning into a BOOB!"
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As the last hymn in sacrament meeting starts to play Misha says "It's OverTime!!!!"
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As Misha runs down the hall really fast she yells "My bum bum is flying!"
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(After trying to explain what a personality is to the girls, my explanation was that it is the way you think and the way you act)
Saige:
"Well, I have a personality because I am a thinker!"
Misha:
"I don't like my personality."
Tyra:
"Why don't you like your personality Misha?"
Misha:
"Because she is a naughty personality!"
(I don't think that I had a good definition of what a personality is... I think they might be confused...)
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Uncle Scot:
"Misha, where did you get all that energy?"
Misha:
"I got it from outside...I breathed it in my nose!"
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Misha:
"Mom, Greyson's fuzzy!"
(meaning he is fussy)
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Misha:
(yelling out the door after hearing an owl outside)
"Holy Ghost, Holy Ghost, where are you?"
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