Bischoff's Place: The Doctor

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

The Doctor

Many of you may know about Jade's crush on her OBGYN. I actually don't think this is right as she is married to my brother Todd. I have yet to hear Todd mention any crushes he has on other women. He loves his wife with all his heart, just as the church teaches him to do. He is a faithful Later Day Saint. Jade claims it is all in good fun, no harm intended, so I thought it was interesting when I found these pictures floating around the internet.

8 comments:

Lindsay Spencer said...: Oh my heck Rich! You are hilarious. I'm kind of nervous to be your neighbor. LOL! I think I'm going to have to find some heavy dark blinds for my windows. LOL JK!

I'm pretty good at photoshop lately. I'm going to have to help Jade get you back, but actually make it look real. haha.; September 3, 2008 at 8:59 AM
Mama Mia said...: NO way! Too funny! Rich, you and Jade are cracking me up! Jade just go back to 90's and get some of those mullet pictures of Rich!; September 3, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Rich and Tyra said...: Mia, I was hot in the 90's

Rich; September 3, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Shalyse said...: this is great!!!

and just to give Jade some backup...I have crushes too! women are aloud to...men are NOT! :-); September 3, 2008 at 11:03 PM
Hancocks said...: Rich, you kill me! You are so mean!! :) I was laughing out loud at this one!; September 4, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Jade and Todd said...: Did you break into my house????I cant stop laughing!!!Just wait.; September 4, 2008 at 10:27 PM
Candace said...: Oh my gosh, I LOVE Dr. Fowers too! I'm right there with you Jade!; September 10, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Tami said...: That's hilarious! I'm going to see her Doctor today... I could bring him a copy...; September 23, 2008 at 9:11 AM

Kids say the funniest things...

Me: "I am your mommy and you are my what?"
Misha: "Sweetie pie!"
Me: "Daddy's your daddy and you are his what?"
Misha: "Little princess!"
She is so cute!
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We have had just cell phones for a couple years now, we decided to get rid of our home phone since there wasn't any real need of having it and we were at Ken and Mary Ellen's house when Saige came out and said, "There is a mystery in the house, when one phone rang inside of Grandmas house all of the phones rang with it..."
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Grandpa Kenny:
"What is a baby sheep called?"
Saige:
"A lamb"
Grandpa Kenny:
"And what's a mommy sheep called?"
Saige:
"A goat..."
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Saige:"Mom, is Intrinity a big number?"
Me:"You mean Infinity?"
Saige:"Ya, Infinity."
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Misha:"Mom, I am allergic to Greyson..."
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Misha has been sick with a fever and yesterday she told me, "Mom, my fever moved to my bum, a magic fairy came and moved it there!" She also told me that night, "My eyes feel like they are going to fall asleep."
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Misha in the bathroom looking into the mirror, "MOM, my Belly button is turning into a BOOB!"
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As the last hymn in sacrament meeting starts to play Misha says "It's OverTime!!!!"
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As Misha runs down the hall really fast she yells "My bum bum is flying!"
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(After trying to explain what a personality is to the girls, my explanation was that it is the way you think and the way you act)
Saige:
"Well, I have a personality because I am a thinker!"
Misha:
"I don't like my personality."
Tyra:
"Why don't you like your personality Misha?"
Misha:
"Because she is a naughty personality!"
(I don't think that I had a good definition of what a personality is... I think they might be confused...)
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Uncle Scot:
"Misha, where did you get all that energy?"
Misha:
"I got it from outside...I breathed it in my nose!"
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Misha:
"Mom, Greyson's fuzzy!"
(meaning he is fussy)
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Misha:
(yelling out the door after hearing an owl outside)
"Holy Ghost, Holy Ghost, where are you?"
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