Bischoff's Place: I'm Trying To Be Like Jesus

Kids say the funniest things...

Me: "I am your mommy and you are my what?"
Misha: "Sweetie pie!"
Me: "Daddy's your daddy and you are his what?"
Misha: "Little princess!"
She is so cute!
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We have had just cell phones for a couple years now, we decided to get rid of our home phone since there wasn't any real need of having it and we were at Ken and Mary Ellen's house when Saige came out and said, "There is a mystery in the house, when one phone rang inside of Grandmas house all of the phones rang with it..."
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Grandpa Kenny:
"What is a baby sheep called?"
Saige:
"A lamb"
Grandpa Kenny:
"And what's a mommy sheep called?"
Saige:
"A goat..."
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Saige:"Mom, is Intrinity a big number?"
Me:"You mean Infinity?"
Saige:"Ya, Infinity."
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Misha:"Mom, I am allergic to Greyson..."
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Misha has been sick with a fever and yesterday she told me, "Mom, my fever moved to my bum, a magic fairy came and moved it there!" She also told me that night, "My eyes feel like they are going to fall asleep."
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Misha in the bathroom looking into the mirror, "MOM, my Belly button is turning into a BOOB!"
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As the last hymn in sacrament meeting starts to play Misha says "It's OverTime!!!!"
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As Misha runs down the hall really fast she yells "My bum bum is flying!"
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(After trying to explain what a personality is to the girls, my explanation was that it is the way you think and the way you act)
Saige:
"Well, I have a personality because I am a thinker!"
Misha:
"I don't like my personality."
Tyra:
"Why don't you like your personality Misha?"
Misha:
"Because she is a naughty personality!"
(I don't think that I had a good definition of what a personality is... I think they might be confused...)
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Uncle Scot:
"Misha, where did you get all that energy?"
Misha:
"I got it from outside...I breathed it in my nose!"
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Misha:
"Mom, Greyson's fuzzy!"
(meaning he is fussy)
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Misha:
(yelling out the door after hearing an owl outside)
"Holy Ghost, Holy Ghost, where are you?"
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I'm Trying To Be Like Jesus

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